Thư giãn với tiếng Anh (sưu tầm)

Discussion in 'Quán Cafe VNAV' started by Tuannguyen_71, 13/8/08.

Page 1 of 3
  1. Tuannguyen_71

    Tuannguyen_71 Advanced Member

    Joined:
    9/7/06
    Messages:
    851
    Likes Received:
    232
    Location:
    TP.HCM
    Woman has Man in it;
    Mrs. has Mr . in it;
    Female has Male in it;
    She has He in it;
    Madam has Adam in it;
    No wonder men always want to be inside women!

    Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....
    Why?
    BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
     
    Tuannguyen_71, 13/8/08
    #1
    Tags:
  2. Tuannguyen_71

    Tuannguyen_71 Advanced Member

    Joined:
    9/7/06
    Messages:
    851
    Likes Received:
    232
    Location:
    TP.HCM
    Ông Việt Nam đụng phải ông người Tây,

    ông VN (mới biết tiếng Anh): I’m sorry,

    ông tây cũng lịch sự: I’m sorry too,

    ông VN nghe xong vội vàng:
    I’m sorry three,

    ông Tây nghe thấy lạ quá hỏi: What are you sorry for,

    ông VN làm luôn: I’m sorry five.

    Ông người tây bực mình: Oh shit!!!

    Ông VN hết hồn:
    Oh seven!!!
     
    Tuannguyen_71, 13/8/08
    #2
  3. n_nhoang

    n_nhoang Advanced Member

    Joined:
    29/7/06
    Messages:
    2.520
    Likes Received:
    20
    No Star Where
     
    n_nhoang, 14/8/08
    #3
  4. hieuats

    hieuats Advanced Member

    Joined:
    4/10/07
    Messages:
    554
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Hà Nội
    If you blood, I afternoon you. :wink:
     
    hieuats, 14/8/08
    #4
  5. nhapmon

    nhapmon Advanced Member

    Joined:
    24/7/07
    Messages:
    1.280
    Likes Received:
    4
    Location:
    Phường 7 TP. Vũng Tàu
    Do you think you delicious.
     
    nhapmon, 14/8/08
    #5
  6. Tiger

    Tiger Advanced Member

    Joined:
    4/12/05
    Messages:
    545
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    HN
    Pen down, chicken death
     
    Tiger, 14/8/08
    #6
  7. huantran79

    huantran79 Advanced Member

    Joined:
    1/6/06
    Messages:
    135
    Likes Received:
    4
    Location:
    Sai Gon
    cool sky mr land
     
    huantran79, 14/8/08
    #7
  8. Vincin

    Vincin Advanced Member

    Joined:
    3/3/06
    Messages:
    863
    Likes Received:
    6
    Quiz:there are men who prefer going in between the legs of other men, where were they born from? :=)
    Answer: there is no place smells like home :) :)
     
    Vincin, 14/8/08
    #8
  9. nhapmon

    nhapmon Advanced Member

    Joined:
    24/7/07
    Messages:
    1.280
    Likes Received:
    4
    Location:
    Phường 7 TP. Vũng Tàu
    Before weding: I love you to see mother.
    After Weding: sugar you, you go. sugar me, me go, :D
     
    nhapmon, 14/8/08
    #9
  10. Tiger

    Tiger Advanced Member

    Joined:
    4/12/05
    Messages:
    545
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    HN
    Em sửa lại tý
     
    Tiger, 15/8/08
    #10
  11. nhapmon

    nhapmon Advanced Member

    Joined:
    24/7/07
    Messages:
    1.280
    Likes Received:
    4
    Location:
    Phường 7 TP. Vũng Tàu
    Thanks bác Tí ghẻ.
     
    nhapmon, 15/8/08
    #11
  12. DoMinhDuc

    DoMinhDuc Advanced Member

    Joined:
    16/4/09
    Messages:
    1.568
    Likes Received:
    7
    -I come verry soon.
     
    DoMinhDuc, 29/4/09
    #12
  13. ngtatliem

    ngtatliem Advanced Member

    Joined:
    11/4/06
    Messages:
    6.769
    Likes Received:
    60
    Location:
    C.S.J
    DONT LET ME DOWN dịch ra tiếng Việt mình là " Đừng làm em đau" có phải không ạ :lol:
     
    ngtatliem, 29/4/09
    #13
  14. Music_addicted

    Music_addicted Advanced Member

    Joined:
    27/3/06
    Messages:
    1.904
    Likes Received:
    8
    Location:
    Saigon, BTA
    phải dịch là "Đừng đè em xuống" mới chuẩn :D
     
    Music_addicted, 29/4/09
    #14
  15. khanh3tk

    khanh3tk Advanced Member

    Joined:
    4/12/08
    Messages:
    290
    Likes Received:
    1
    "no for go" là gì các bác nhỉ
     
    khanh3tk, 29/4/09
    #15
  16. DoMinhDuc

    DoMinhDuc Advanced Member

    Joined:
    16/4/09
    Messages:
    1.568
    Likes Received:
    7
    ''No for go'' thì em không dịch được.
    ''No for out'' thì em dịch được đó các bác. Đố các bác dịch được
     
    DoMinhDuc, 29/4/09
    #16
  17. tridung992002

    tridung992002 Advanced Member

    Joined:
    23/6/06
    Messages:
    161
    Likes Received:
    21
    Location:
    HCMC
    - Không cho ra ...???
     
    tridung992002, 29/4/09
    #17
  18. danlangven

    danlangven Advanced Member

    Joined:
    26/5/06
    Messages:
    2.086
    Likes Received:
    9
    Location:
    SG-HN
    I love toilet U
    :mrgreen:
     
    danlangven, 29/4/09
    #18
  19. volume

    volume Advanced Member

    Joined:
    3/5/07
    Messages:
    729
    Likes Received:
    4

    Em dịch các bác xem có đúng không nhé: Đi con khỉ. :D
     
    volume, 29/4/09
    #19
  20. doanhnhan2000

    doanhnhan2000 Advanced Member

    Joined:
    9/2/07
    Messages:
    1.797
    Likes Received:
    235
    Location:
    Ha Noi
    ************* :mrgreen:
     
    doanhnhan2000, 29/4/09
    #20
  21. oDoh5

    oDoh5 Advanced Member

    Joined:
    30/3/09
    Messages:
    2.001
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    DNCity
    Cat said "mail mail", bear said "go go" and dog said "chor chor"
    Em đố các bác dịch được.
     
    oDoh5, 30/4/09
    #21
  22. papa_mama

    papa_mama Advanced Member

    Joined:
    2/1/08
    Messages:
    234
    Likes Received:
    1
    "nuocmam English", đố mấy bác nghĩa là gì ? :D
     
    papa_mama, 30/4/09
    #22
  23. oDoh5

    oDoh5 Advanced Member

    Joined:
    30/3/09
    Messages:
    2.001
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    DNCity
    em dịch đại: "nước em nước anh" :D
     
    oDoh5, 30/4/09
    #23
  24. papa_mama

    papa_mama Advanced Member

    Joined:
    2/1/08
    Messages:
    234
    Likes Received:
    1
    Bác dịch hài ước quá làm nãy giờ em ngồi cười hoài !! :lol: , thật ra "nuocmam English" có ý nghĩa hơi châm biếm 1 chút là tiếng Anh của người VN tức là người VN nói tiếng Anh theo kiểu (tiếng bồi, dịch từng chữ,...) của người VN mà làm cho người nước ngoài (nói tiếng Anh) nói chung không hiểu gì hết

    Câu đố của bác ở trên em nghĩ hoài không ra, bó tay thiệt ! :D
     
    papa_mama, 30/4/09
    #24
  25. ngtatliem

    ngtatliem Advanced Member

    Joined:
    11/4/06
    Messages:
    6.769
    Likes Received:
    60
    Location:
    C.S.J
    I do you like đố các bác dịch ra tiếng VN :lol:
     
    ngtatliem, 30/4/09
    #25
Page 1 of 3

Share This Page

Loading...